We feel that with the right combination of therapy and tlc, these second and third graders will recover from this unfortunate incident.
After all, if you've been paying attention to what Mayor Howard and his Council lapdogs have been up to, you know that Mayor Howard believes the role of the City Council is to do exactly as he commands.
In fact, the City Council Procedures and Regulations Committee has been discussing a new ordinance that will give Mayor Howard all the power and authority he could possibly ever have wished to call his own.
Addendum for our inquisitive friend: The current ordinance language
3-1-1 APPOINTMENT OF OFFICERS
The Mayor shall appoint, by and with the advice and consent of the City Council, all officers of the City whose appointment is not otherwise provided by the laws of this State or the provisions of this Code. The City Manager shall recommend and the Mayor shall appoint department heads with the advice and consent of the City Council. Whenever a vacancy shall occur in any office, which by law the Mayor is empowered to fill, the Mayor shall within ninety (90) days after the occurrence of such vacancy, communicate to the City Council the name of his appointee to such office. The name of the appointee shall be submitted to the members of the City Council two (2) weeks prior to the request for the approval and consent of the City Council to such appointment.
If you are really bored, you can read the rest of the municipal code here.