August 23, 2007

The Frimarkenstein Place!



























Mayor Howard P. Frimark is living proof that sometimes democracy can be a real drag.

While we must admit we think he looks stunning in thigh-high fishnets and hooker-heels, we recognize he is a man of his people...so his usual Judge Smails "Caddyshack" regalia is de rigeur.

We also understand his people aren't the Hooters girls hired as "temporary waitresses" for his Park Ridge Country Club Plae Dae event. We hear there's a lot of pressure being applied to a certain building developer and Park Ridge Country Club member to settle his case with the "temporary waitress" who's accused him of assaulting her.

The "temporary waitress" is probably unwilling to settle for just a new pair of thigh-high fishnets and hooker-heels, Nor-wood we. We think the "temporary waitress" should hold out for fuzzy handcuffs and a fancy leather riding crop too!

It remains to be seen if the Mayor and his people can persuade the stubborn developer to settle the case and keep them all out of court and the public eye.

After all, having their country club sexcapades exposed to the public light could be a real drag.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is very offensive and disrespectful.

ParkRidgeUnderground said...

We agree. We would add that it is hypocritical to present yourself as a pillar of the community and then be a part of this kind of behavior.

Anonymous said...

I am talking about the picture. It is disrepctful of our mayor.

ParkRidgeUnderground said...

Then it appears we have different priorities for what is offensive and disrepctful(sic)conduct.

Anonymous said...

I think the picture is giving Mayor Frimark all the respect he has earned.

Let him stay down in Florida!