Lullaby and Goodnight to Zero Tolerance?

In an inspired demonstration of thinking outside the box-ed wine, 4th Ward Alderman James Allspaghetti and 3rd Ward Alderman Don DreadBach let it be known, at a city council Public Safety Committee meeting, that they do not appreciate full enforcement of the Zero Tolerance law by police in Park Ridge.

Let's see now - a DUI defense attorney and a childless telephone technician are opposing full enforcement of the zero tolerance law for underage drinking.

We see Park Ridge parents' concerns are being well represented by these two.















Lullaby, and good night,

You're never too young to get tight,

Belly-up and chug-a-lug,

Liquor's good as any drug.

Dream of beer, not the cops,

We won't let them bust your chops.