Happy St. Patrick's Day!

In limerick style --

Howard Frimark is now Park Ridge Mayor
He fancies himself quite the player
Despite many folk's squeals
He keeps making his deals
For his pals, Howard's quite the purveyor!

The city budget is bleeding red ink
And taxpayers are making a stink
DiPietro is wary
He thinks Schmidt is quite scary
If Schmidt wins, DiPietro may need a shrink!

Benedict Ryan, Allspaghetti and Bachtard
Have all kept up their guard
If a new Mayor's in place
They'll have egg on their face
And their egos could become highly scarred!

What can we say about Carey
His mind seems a bit more than airy
He's playing his part
And tries hard to sound smart
But shows himself quite the contrary!

Then there is Alderman Wsol
Who we think is really quite droll
We have the impression
He loves a closed session
And he can't tell his head from a hole!

Now comes one candidate Schmidt
Whose brow is often quite knit
As he runs for election
He's met with affection
As folks learn Howard's quite full of shit!

Election day is coming up quick
There are two candidates from which you can pick
Four more years in the dark
Is what you'll get from Frimark
So please, please don't vote for that...guy!